Because no matter how good she may look now ...
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... the screwing you get ain't worth the screwing you get.
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You have found your way to the site that will help you help yourself. A site that assists in
keeping you from committing another cruelty upon yourself. Consider the experiences to date
that have brought you to this point. Your quest: to be correct, satisfy a woman's demands,
societal pressures, and keeping her in house and home, have now driven you from yours. The
opportunity before you is to purchase a talisman that serves as both a deterrent and a
solution to your momentary lapse in judgment.
Now is the time to take your life into your own hands. To reaffirm your independence. To leap
over bodies of chance presented by the female population in their never ending desire to part
you from what you have worked so hard to attain.
One Silver Bullet with chain, worn daily, acts much the same way as the USA's mutual
destruction deterrent used so successfully during the cold war. If per chance you do not
believe you are in a war, look at your decimated checking account. Look at the house you
used to live in, review the invoices from your attorney and the ones yet to come. Consider
the armchair you loved, now in a garage sale. After all, anything you loved, from her point
of view should no longer be within your grasp. This includes CDs, televisions, entertainment
centers etc. to name a few.
It is a war, but why repeat mistakes of the past? By wearing the Silver Bullet in a
conspicuous manner, you are stating to the world that you will not be trifled with any
longer. You are making a statement. A commitment in short to keep your earnings, keep your
self esteem, keep your 12 gauge and keep your Monday Night Football seat at your local pub.
READING THE MANUAL ... will suggest alternatives to marriage. Although for some extreme, consider
the slow death of marriage where the woman of your dreams becomes the center of your
nightmares. There are Attorneys out there looking forward to your next error or lapse in
judgment. Say No to marriage. Say no to commitment. Say yes to the Silver Bullet. Consider
the Silver Bullet as a gift to a friend going through the pain you went through, or even
someone considering marriage for the first time!
Order Now! Its your life, fight for it!
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